My wife spent years saying at every gathering that she would trade me for her trainer “if he were up for it”… until my son asked me if I was an embarrassment as a dad; that night I stopped smiling, and at our anniversary, I made a toast that wiped the laugh right off her face in front of everyone.

Bruno stood up slowly. “I don’t have anything to do with your marriage problems.”

That sentence made several people turn to look at him. I nodded. “You’re right. You aren’t the main problem. You were just the mirror Veronica used to make me feel small. But you also sat there and enjoyed it.”