My husband texted me that he was stuck at work, while kissing his pregnant mistress two tables away from me. I was about to smash a wine glass in his face, until a stranger whispered to me that the worst was just about to begin. My phone vibrated on the white tablecloth. “Happy second anniversary, baby,” his message read. I looked up, and Alex had his hand on the back of another woman’s neck.

I felt cold. “Did she die?” “No. She was in a coma for three weeks. When she woke up, he had already cashed out a smaller insurance policy and vanished.”