Before I got married, my mom forced me to put my $5 million Manhattan condo in her name. She said, “Don’t say a word to Mark or his family.” I thought she was losing her mind. Until my mother-in-law took the microphone in front of 200 guests and announced that my place in Tribeca would be her retirement home.

“I signed a marriage certificate,” I said. “Not a property deed transfer.”

Diane marched toward us, her eyes blazing with rage. “Your mother is manipulating you. A married woman should trust her husband.”

My mom stepped in front of me. “A married woman should be able to sleep without her mother-in-law counting her bedrooms.”