My sister left her five-year-old daughter with me for three days, and I thought I’d only have to put on cartoons and heat up some food. But on the first night, when I served her a bowl of homemade beef stew, the little girl didn’t even touch her spoon. Instead, trembling, she asked me: “Uncle… am I allowed to eat today?”

“Say it again,” I replied. “Say it for the District Attorney.”

There was another silence.

Then David laughed.

“You have nothing on me.”

Then Chloe, still wet and shaking, pulled away from me. She tugged at my sleeve.

“Uncle,” she said. “In the chair.”

“What?”

“Underneath the chair.”