My husband told me my jealousy was just pregnancy hormones… so I invited his mistress to the gender reveal and sat her in front of the confetti cannon.

Ryan let out a bitter laugh. — “But you did know he was married.”

She lowered her eyes. — “He told me they were already separated.” — “We live in the same house,” I said. “I sleep next to him. He rubs my belly. He asks me if I’ve washed the onesies yet. What part of ‘separated’ sounded believable to you?”