My husband texted me saying he was stuck at work, while he was making out with his pregnant mistress two tables away from me. I was this close to smashing a wine glass across his face, until a stranger whispered that the real nightmare was just getting started.

My voice trembled. But it didn’t break. “I am alive by sheer luck. Or maybe by pure stubbornness. But I am alive. And I want that permanently on the record.”