“My neighbor swore she saw my daughter sneaking into the house during school hours… so I faked leaving for the office and hid right under her bed. Only a few minutes later, I heard the sound of multiple footsteps creeping down the hall.”

“My neighbor swore she saw my daughter sneaking into the house during school hours… so I faked leaving for the office and hid right under her bed. Only a few minutes later, I heard the sound of multiple footsteps creeping down the hall.”
And then I heard it:

“Quick, quick… close the door.”