My youngest son, who works as a commercial airline pilot, called me out of the blue. “Mom, something strange is going on. Is my sister-in-law at the house?” “Yes,” I replied. “She’s in the shower.” His voice dropped to a tense whisper. “That’s impossible, because I have her passport in my hands. She just boarded my flight to Rome.”

David raised his voice. “Mom, you don’t get it! This protects you too! If Chloe takes me to the cleaners, it tanks my finances and drags the whole family down.”

“Do not pull me into your filth,” I spat back.

Mia rolled her eyes with a scoff. “Oh, give me a break. Like you aren’t going to side with your own flesh and blood when push comes to shove.”