My husband told his entire family, in English, that he had gotten his ex pregnant. He said it right in front of me because he thought I was too stupid to understand a word of it.

Carter frowned, thoroughly confused. “What are you doing, babe?”

I looked him dead in the eyes. “I’m making absolutely sure that everyone in this room hears me clearly.”

Victoria’s smug face was the very first to shatter. Eleanor’s perfectly Botoxed expression completely froze. Carter’s jaw practically unhinged.