My husband actually stole my Amex Platinum card to take his parents on a luxury trip to Maui. The second I found out, I called the bank and canceled it immediately. When he realized the card was declined at the resort, he called me, screaming at the top of his lungs: ‘Reactivate it right now or I’m divorcing you!’ Then his mother got on the phone, shrieking that she was going to kick me out of ‘their’ house… I just laughed.

My husband actually stole my Amex Platinum card to take his parents on a luxury trip to Maui. The second I found out, I called the bank and canceled it immediately. When he realized the card was declined at the resort, he called me, screaming at the top of his lungs: ‘Reactivate it right now or I’m divorcing you!’ Then his mother got on the phone, shrieking that she was going to kick me out of ‘their’ house… I just laughed.
“And this,” I said, “is what I really came here hoping you’d deny, Brandon…”