My parents kicked me out with $100 and ignored me for 5 years. Then my sister stumbled across my name online and called them in tears.

“This is theft!” he shouted.

“No,” I said. “The theft happened when you used my identity, defrauded lenders, and planned to steal your employees’ final paychecks.”

Mom broke into genuine tears.

“Emma, please. We made mistakes, but sending your own parents to prison? What kind of daughter does that?”