My son and daughter-in-law started to laugh when i entered the courtroom: “Ha-ha, now we’re going to leave her with nothing.” But they didn’t know one thing about me, and as soon as the judge looked at me, he said: “Mrs. Eleanor Vance? Is that you?”

“Your Honor, I move to dismiss this petition with prejudice. I also request criminal referral, sanctions for abuse of process, and an order barring them from my residence, accounts, and records.”

Curtis gave a weak laugh.

“She cannot make motions. She is not counsel.”