My dad sent me 6 boxes of imported cherries… and when I got back to our house in Chicago, there wasn’t a single one left. Hours later, I saw my brother-in-law bragging on social media that he had sold them to buy his girlfriend a new iPhone… and that’s when I grabbed the hammer left over from the remodel.

The silence grew heavier with every line. Susan tried to scoff. “Oh, please. So now you’re taking inventory of the hand towels?”