My dad sent me 6 boxes of imported cherries… and when I got back to our house in Chicago, there wasn’t a single one left. Hours later, I saw my brother-in-law bragging on social media that he had sold them to buy his girlfriend a new iPhone… and that’s when I grabbed the hammer left over from the remodel.

My dad sent me 6 boxes of imported cherries… and when I got back to our house in Chicago, there wasn’t a single one left. Hours later, I saw my brother-in-law bragging on social media that he had sold them to buy his girlfriend a new iPhone… and that’s when I grabbed the hammer left over from the remodel.
“First, pay me. And then we can discuss whether I’m going to stay one more minute in this house.”