My husband accidentally wired five thousand dollars to his mistress and, trying to cover his tracks, sent a text to our family group chat: “Hey family, I just deposited Sarah’s bonus for being the most amazing wife.” Everyone flooded the chat with heart emojis and applause, but not a single penny had hit my account. That night, I didn’t shed a tear… I opened my laptop and started following the money trail.

Jessica shrieked something unintelligible in the background. “Tell her my lawyer is going to sue her for defamation!”

Mr. Henderson leaned in closer to the phone. “Kevin, this is Arthur Henderson, Rachel’s attorney. I highly advise you and your companion against making idle threats. We are already drafting a civil suit for fraudulent administration, gross breach of fiduciary duty, and the forgery of corporate financial documents.”