“‘Congratulations,’ I said, raising my champagne glass as my husband kissed the woman he claimed was just my coworker.

Instead, I wore my favorite ivory suit and carried a smile no one understood.

When the officiant announced, “You may kiss the bride,” the guests burst into applause.

I slowly raised my champagne glass.

“Congratulations,” I said loudly.

Ethan looked at me with a triumphant smirk.

Then his phone vibrated.