My lazy parents found out my salary and demanded 50% of my monthly income, but when I handed them one envelope, what they found inside left them speechless…

“We already drafted a family support agreement. Sign it tonight, and we won’t make this ugly.”

I looked down at the signature line.

My name had already been typed there.

So I walked to my desk, opened the top drawer, and removed an envelope I had prepared years earlier without knowing exactly when I would need it.