My parents texted me: “Don’t come to our wedding anniversary party. Only high-society guests will be there.”

My parents texted me at 8:12 on the morning of their fortieth wedding anniversary.
“Don’t come tonight. Only high-society guests will be there. We don’t want things to feel awkward.”

I read the message twice in my Cambridge apartment, still wearing the old gray sweatshirt my mother once called “proof I had given up.”