On my 63rd birthday, my son leaned in over the cake and whispered: “I hope this is the last candle you ever blow out.” I extinguished the flame, looked him dead in the eye, and responded: “My wish has already come true… tomorrow you’ll understand.” No one stopped clapping. No one noticed the exact moment the last shred of my patience died. And long before sunrise, I had already unlocked the safe.

They left right at nightfall.

The house was left in a total, depressing mess. A shattered ceramic plate, macaroni scattered across the hardwood floor, overturned dining chairs, the expensive cake completely smashed into a corner. Mike offered to grab a broom and sweep up, but I told him no. I needed to look at the complete destruction of my illusion before I cleaned it up.