“My son was taking me to Florida for my retirement, and at the airport, my 8-year-old granddaughter slipped a piece of paper into my hand: ‘run’. I faked a stomach ache and turned around to leave the airport.”

I refused to open the door.

He sent lavish bouquets.

I tossed them in the trash.

He even dispatched a family pastor to preach the virtues of Christian forgiveness.

I looked the minister dead in the eye and said:

“Forgiving a thief doesn’t mean you hand him the keys to the vault.”