“My son was taking me to Florida for my retirement, and at the airport, my 8-year-old granddaughter slipped a piece of paper into my hand: ‘run’. I faked a stomach ache and turned around to leave the airport.”

“My son was taking me to Florida for my retirement, and at the airport, my 8-year-old granddaughter slipped a piece of paper into my hand: ‘run’. I faked a stomach ache and turned around to leave the airport.”
Stop playing games.

I read the text twice.

Then I swiped it away without responding.