My father grounded me in front of the whole family until I apologized to my brother. Everyone laughed, but I simply said, “Alright.” The next morning, he mocked me for “learning my place”—until he found my bedroom completely empty and the family lawyer showed up looking terrified.

“You’re not going anywhere until you apologize to your brother,” my father announced in front of the entire family.
For several seconds, nobody at the dinner table spoke.

Then Tyler laughed.

My aunt Melissa tried to hide her smile behind her hand. My stepmother, Diane, lowered her eyes toward her wineglass with a satisfied little smirk, while my cousin Kyle let out an awkward chuckle.