After overhearing my parents plot to dump five unruly kids on me for free Christmas childcare, I quietly boarded a first-class flight to Maui.

After overhearing my parents plan to dump five unruly kids on me for free Christmas childcare, I quietly booked a first-class flight to Maui. On Christmas Eve, my mom shrieked into the phone: “Where are you?! The kids are destroying the house and dinner isn’t cooked!” Sipping a mai tai beside the pool, I laughed: “Don’t wait up, I’m on vacation.” Her furious scream disappeared beneath the chaos erupting behind her…