My mom texted on my wedding day that they were skipping my “mistake,” but when I saw their family beach photo in Maui, I just replied, “Check your bank apps,” wiping out their funds and watching my dad come pounding on my door a week later.

I didn’t flinch.

I took a slow sip of coffee, walked to the kitchen island, and leaned against it calmly.

“Good morning to you too, Dad,” I replied, my voice smooth and chillingly level. “It looks like my text message finally went through.”