Dressed in a simple suit at my son’s multi-million-dollar wedding reception, the bride cornered me with a look of pure disgust: “You don’t belong here. Leave now before you em:bar:rass him.”

Jonathan Vance’s eyes widened in shock, his jaw dropping as the color drained from his face.
“Richard Harrison? As in… the founder and majority shareholder of Vanguard Global Defense?” Jonathan cried out, his voice cracking with hysteria.