I came home from work, shut the bedroom door to change, and my five-year-old son suddenly whispered something that made my bl.ood run cold: “Daddy kissed the lady who wears your robe… but it’s a secret.”

Solomon stared at her. “We’ve spent eighteen months talking about how amazing things would be once I was finally single!”

“You spent eighteen months talking about that,” she corrected him smoothly.

“You said you wanted to stop hiding!”

“I said I didn’t want to be a secret mistress anymore, Solomon. That’s not the same thing.”