While carrying dessert to Christmas dinner, I froze outside the dining room hearing my mother laugh: “Claire won’t mind moving into an apartment. Her three-hundred-and-fifty-thousand-dollar condo belongs to Megan’s family now—rent-free.”

“Ma’am, Ms. Claire Vance does not own unit 402. The unit was sold on January 10th for cash to Vanguard Asset Management. A traveling medical surgeon has already signed a twelve-month lease and moves in tomorrow morning. You have no legal tenancy here. If that truck does not vacate this fire lane within ten minutes, it will be towed at your expense.”