My mom said, “No one needs you to come this Christmas.” “Cool,” I replied. Then I added one sentence: “Well… everything will be canceled then.” And slowly, my mom’s face turned pale.

“Hi, I need to cancel that holiday order,” I said sweetly. “Yes, the entire thing.”

Next, I opened the email thread with the linen rental company, the one that delivered tablecloths and chair covers so everything looked elegant.