I spent two days cooking Thanksgiving dinner. Before tasting anything, my mother-in-law m0cked my food and homemade rolls. I smiled, packed every dish into my car, and left. Four hours later, their calls wouldn’t stop.

“I did.”

He immediately reached for another.

“Then whoever complained about them made a terrible decision.”

For the first time all day, I laughed.

At 3:17 p.m., Eric called.

I ignored it.

At 3:21, Brooke called.

Then Diane.

Then Eric again.

By four o’clock, nineteen missed calls were waiting on my phone.