While I was holding the Christmas cake, I overheard my mother say, “There’s no need to ask her. Your sister can have her apartment for free.”

They had barely processed that the apartment was gone, and already they were dividing up the money from its sale.

Dad started texting.

“Your mother is hysterical.”

“Your sister is crying on the sidewalk.”

“This could have been resolved through calm family communication.”

“Turn your car around.”