Police on My Five-Year-Old Daughter and Said, “Take Her Away So She Can Learn Her Lesson.”

Fortunately, Bella’s lead teacher spoke firmly. “Bella never exhibits any aggressive behavior in our classroom. She is extremely sociable, deeply gentle, and always asks a teacher for help whenever she feels frustrated.”

The principal agreed as she examined the printout beneath her desk lamp. “This document appears to have been heavily manipulated to cause maximum emotional damage.”