AT THE WEDDING, MY FUTURE MOM-IN-LAW DEMANDED MY 2 CONDOS OR IT WAS OFF. I SMILED, TOOK THE MIC, AND SAID: “WEDDING CANCELED! YOU’RE BOTH FIRED, ACCOUNTS BLOCKED!” WHAT HAPPENED NEXT SHOCKED EVERYONE!

His mouth fell open.

I continued.

“Your company accounts are blocked. Your corporate cards are canceled. Your building access has been revoked. And any personal purchases charged to company accounts are now part of the recovery action.”

Patricia stared at her handbag.