ON MY WEDDING DAY, MY MIL ORDERED ME TO PLAY THE SUBSERVIENT MAID FOR 30 MEN.

“You’re being dramatic,” he said. “We’ll talk upstairs.”

“There is no upstairs for us.”

Lorraine grabbed my arm.

“You will not humiliate this family over two little slaps.”

I pulled away from her.

“Two little slaps?”

She lowered her voice.

“A wife learns when to stop provoking her husband.”