When Grandpa passed away, he left me his $10 million estate. My parents, who disowned me at eighteen, arrived smugly. Then the lawyer read his final wish: “You two get nothing.” Their faces instantly went pale.

It was Ava.

Her makeup was smeared.

Her eyes were swollen from crying.

She was clutching a manila envelope.

When I opened the door, she noticed the crowbar.

“Expecting zombies?”

“Hard to tell the difference lately.”

Normally she might have laughed.