ON DIVORCE DAY, MY EX SKIPPED COURT FOR HIS MISTRESS’S DELIVERY ROOM. RIGHT AFTER THE BABY WAS BORN, HE REACHED FOR IT. AND THE DOCTOR SAID: “CONGRATULATIONS. BUT THIS BABY’S SKIN COLOR…”

“My child was born,” he said tightly.

Grace rose. “Your Honor, we have submitted hospital records confirming Mr. Whitmore is not listed on the birth certificate at this time, along with sworn financial disclosures in which he claimed unborn-child expenses as necessary support obligations.”

Mark jumped up. “That’s private!”