On a rainy night, I crashed my car. I called my husband. He said, “Call someone who cares. I’m done with you.” So I called 911 — then I made one more call. 3 days later, he stormed into my hospital room, pale as a ghost. He’d just found out what I’d done…

“Question one,” I said, raising one finger. “Did I ever give you verbal or written permission to offer 1442 Lake View Avenue as secondary collateral for Tyler’s commercial loan?”

His jaw tightened.

“We discussed the asset requirements on three separate occasions.”

“Did I say yes?”

“You said you’d look at the paperwork!”