MY MOM WALKED BOTH MY SISTERS DOWN THE AISLE. TWICE. BUT AT MY WEDDING, SHE SAID: “I REFUSE TO WALK MY GREATEST REGRET TO THE ALTAR.” SO MY 81-YEAR-OLD GRANDPA TOOK HER PLACE.

“Tell them whose blood paid for your house.”

Eight words.

The entire church gasped.

My father’s smile disappeared instantly.

My mother whispered in panic, “Arthur, please.”

Grandpa lifted his cane and pointed toward the front pew. “No. She called my granddaughter a regret in the house of God. Now God can hear the rest.”