Before she passed away, my mom confessed that I had three wealthy brothers living out in L.A.… So I grabbed my plaid plastic tote bag, hopped on a Greyhound bus, and went to look for them. But when I arrived at the LAPD precinct and gave them their names, the cops looked at me like I was losing my mind… because my oldest brother was a venture capital mogul, the second was a Hollywood movie star, and the third was the most famous gamer in the country.

Before she passed away, my mom confessed that I had three wealthy brothers living out in L.A.… So I grabbed my plaid plastic tote bag, hopped on a Greyhound bus, and went to look for them. But when I arrived at the LAPD precinct and gave them their names, the cops looked at me like I was losing my mind… because my oldest brother was a venture capital mogul, the second was a Hollywood movie star, and the third was the most famous gamer in the country.
The streamer leaped out of the back seat, sliding off a pair of dark designer shades, while half the LAPD precinct stared as if a UFO had just touched down. I didn’t understand what was happening at all. Honestly, I figured they had to have mistaken me for someone else. The tattooed guy next to me stopped talking immediately and even straightened his posture, trying to look less like a street thug. The elegant guy kept staring straight at me, his expression dead serious, as if he were comparing my face to an old memory.