At my sister’s nearly $300,000 wedding, my father suddenly spilled a glass of red wine across the front of my dress in front of almost 300 guests, then looked at me and said, “Somehow, you always manage to turn every family event into an awkward moment.”

I looked at him.

“No.”

“We can start over.”

“Why?”

“Because we’re family.”

I held his gaze.

“Ten minutes ago, you were telling a ballroom full of strangers that nobody could possibly want me.”

He glanced nervously at Luca.

“Well, obviously I was mistaken.”

And there it was.